Make some sort of reality TV based cooking show dance where one guy would dance cook his dish in hopes that he would be judged well enough to pass to the next round.

I haven't quite fully thought this out, but I think if you somehow took the pizzazz that Paula Deen has on her fat fat, fat cooking show and swap out the food for artery clogging dance moves and beats and involved some audience participation that would be something special.

Today we are going to make some Bypass Ballet Burgers! First we take a little of Brian, sprinkle some Mary, etc.

For the part of Paula...Mark Hackman, in full Paula gear. Voice impersionantion is a must.